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Lets just get our fingers out of our arses thinking that we humans are the centre of the universe. The IT industry must be back in the boom times if this entry is any indicator.Thought you might like this traditional South African sick note, only submitted today as you will see, so it is fresh. I wonder if it's his Mum's car that he borrowed hoping she wouldn't notice? The Pakistani Cricket team's hotel burnt down last night.
As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.
As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!
The bloke says, "Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up, I should've got off four stops ago! The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. You guessed it - her share of the lotto winnings...
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one? " ORSM VIDEO One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?? NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
I have already warned my staff that this would not be acceptable for 6 weeks leave. It keeps me sane and I look forward to them every week. Just a number plate I saw when leaving Uni yesterday. Saw this Subaru Forester parked in a disabled bay at Floreat Forum shopping centre last weekend.
In the ’90s, AOL was the king of online chat rooms.-- A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman next to him starts breastfeeding her baby. " -- A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.The baby won't take it so she says, "Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here." Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again, "Eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here". The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari.When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?Such propaganda isn't much different than the posters that were used by the Nazis to fuel intolerance for Jews in pre-WWII Germany (for one example) and the people who spread them are no better than those who spread Nazi material, they just have a different target for their bigotry.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating